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My Friend Has An Identity Problem?

welll my friend darshan, is an indian man that has been obsessively reading that perez hilton website, well he’s been reading it so much that he now believe is the future perez hilton. he has put on about 180 pounds & dyed his hair orange.he goes around commenting about people’s faces, clothes, shoes, & ***** sometimes, idk wat to do with him he’s is being completly absurd i am in need of some serious help. he has also become obssesed with this singer i think her name is lady gaga, he gets pictures of her & then photoshops himself in it. he has not left his house in about 5 weeks, & has been surviving on organic potato chips. idk how to help him, he’s become completly absurd, idk wat to do, please helpppp

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5 Responses to “My Friend Has An Identity Problem?”

  1. November 18th, 2009 at 12:44 am

    ♥êmîℓy ℓσνє♥ ♥๑۩۞۩๑ says:

    Just Get A New Friend?
    sad

  2. November 18th, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Vikki K says:

    maybe get him some therapy
    not that i know alot about the human psyche
    but this could be him asking for attention

  3. November 18th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Perfect Angelface Hotty !!! says:

    Is that your real picture?
    You need help in more ways than one, lady. If you are a lady…
    Now answer mine!
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=As_gZpzwshxjB8TnY7Phvursy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090817205338AAUe5ol

  4. November 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    *The Shiz it* says:

    Wow…ok… maybe you could confront him about how much he has changed & that people dont like him as the “perez hilton”. You could try being nice at first & if that doesn’t work…be mean about it because he needs to see the truth.
    I think he’ll come around so enough after you or some one shows him that his life is different…even a lie… when he’s hilton & that it’s worse….and that people miss the old darashan!
    other than that i really dont know what to say, but good luck..you’ve got a big job on your hands.

  5. November 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    cheez in a can says:

    HELLO GIRL
    WHAT U NEED 2 DO IS GRAB A BIG OLE BUCKET OF KFC, DRIVE TO HIS HOUSE, SIT HIZ AZZ DOWN N TEL HIM HE AINT NO PEREZ HILTON!! MAKE HIM DYE HIZ HAIR IF HE WANT THE EXTRA BISCUIT TOO!! TELL HIM 2 STOP MAKEN COMENTZ ABOUT PPL’Z FACEZ UNLESS HE WANNA GET SLAP ALL UP IN DAT HOUSE!!!! U GO GIRL U GO GIRL!!!!

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